Wednesday, 4 May 2016

Chelsea Say Goodbye to Guus (Again)

Chelsea are set to say goodbye to Guus Hiddink for the second time after completing his second interim spell as manager of the Blues at the end of the season.

His return to Stamford Bridge has not been as fruitful as his first interim role in which he won the FA Cup and finished 3rd in the Premier League, however the Dutchman he is happy with how the season has progressed.

Speaking to De Telegraaf, Hiddink stated:'It turned out a great half season and I want to finish well with these last three matches.'

'The club was in a negative flow and there was panic. It was my task to restore a calm atmosphere and that happened.'

'If we kept losing, even to a club like Chelsea there could have been big problems – just like nobody expected Leicester to became champions, that could have happened.'

Hiddink is set to be replaced by Antonio Conte, who is taking on his first managerial role outside of Italy. Speaking in regards to the expectations Conte will face, Hiddink has stated that a strong title challenge will be required for him to keep his job.

'The pressure is on,' stated Hiddink. 'We have to see Chelsea next year again fighting for the title and being on top.'

Wednesday, 9 March 2016

End of a Weng-era?

 A 4-0 win over Championship side Hull City was not enough to quell dissent from travelling Arsenal fans as they unveiled a banner at the KC Stadium last night reading: 'Arsène, thanks for the memories but it’s time to say goodbye.' The long standing Gunner's boss had to address the issue when asked about the banner following the win.

There’s nothing disappointing for me,' stated Wenger. 'I do my job. Look at the history of the club, since the club exists, and you will see that I have nothing to be scared of. I don’t care. I do not want to speak about that because it is always the same story. It is enough now. If you have any questions ask other people. Do you know someone who has won it the FA Cup more than me?'

'We judge the season afterwards and I’m quite amazed so many people judge it so early. We have not given up anywhere and you will see that in the coming weeks. This club has been in a much worse position than it is today.'

Arsenal's season looks to be following a familiar pattern with them losing pace in the title race and all but out of the Champions League following a 2-0 home defeat to Barcelona.

After yesterdays's match the fan responsible for the banner explained his frustration, stating: 'At the end of the day we could have lost 4-0 today and everyone will say 'you’re overreacting’. So we can’t win.'

'But the fact is this is not because of a couple of bad results, not because we lost to Man United, not because we lost to Swansea. It’s the culmination of years and years and years of lies, and everything from the board to the manager - Arsene Wenger’s not solely responsible, and we need to get people to understand that.'

Could we be witnessing the end of a Weng-era this season?

Saturday, 27 February 2016

LVG: Big Players Back in Time for Arsenal Showdown

Louis Van Gaal has spoken about the return to fitness of a number of United's key players ahead of Sundays game against Arsenal at Old Trafford. The Dutchman has confirmed that he expects goalkeeper David De Gea to feature following recovery from a knee injury.

Speaking to the Manchester United's official website, Van Gaal confirmed that 'I expect [David can return] because I saw the way he was today,' Other player's in the frame include Chris Smalling, Anthony Martial and Marcos Rojo.

'Chris is a question mark, but you never know,' stated Van Gaal. 'I don’t know [if Martial can return] because it has happened before the match. I’ve talked with him. I have talked with the physiotherapist that already had control of him. I cannot say, but it is not as heavy as everybody thinks, but you never know.'

'I'm very happy with Marcos that he played 10 or 15 minutes and how he showed already his form and shape, he was very good. But I have to build him up in the games and that’s not so easy, because he only had two training sessions with me. On the first day, he was with the second team and, on the second day, he was with us. So I take also a risk to do that, but I think that I have to do that now with 15 minutes and then 30 minutes and like that and I hope we can build him up.'

Despite this boost to the United squad and that they are playing at Old Trafford, for the first time in the Premier League era Arsenal are favourites to win. A clear indication of how far the Manchester club have fallen since the departure of Sir Alex Ferguson in 2013.

Thursday, 4 February 2016

Inside the Mind of Guardiola: Pep's Thoughts on City

It is one of the great mysteries of life that we never get to truly know what goes on inside the head of another human being. Despite this, here at Flaming Hairdryer we having undertaken the daunting task of understanding the mind of football management genius and future Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola.

The result of hours of painstaking research and study has produced the above cartoon summarising our findings.

Wednesday, 16 December 2015

Breaking News: Sack for Mourinho

It could be the sack for Jose Mourino this Christmas after reports that Roman Abramovich has held a meeting with the Chelsea board of directors to discuss the future of the Special One at the club.

The results have been far from special so far this season and it now looks increasingly likely that Mourinho won't last the season with the Blues despite winning the Premiership last time round and signing a new contract with the club in August.

Things have taken a turn for the worse for this week with a loss against Leicester, which has led to an admission from Mourinho that a top for finish is no longer a realistic possibility for his side this season.

Speaking after Monday nights defeat, Mourinho stated: 'It's hard. All last season I did phenomenal work and brought them to a level that's not their level, which is more than they really are, or this season we are doing so bad that some of the players - of course I am not saying all of them, I don't want to put them all in the same basket - but clearly for some of them, it is so difficult.'

Chelsea's next fixture is against fellow struggler's Sunderland in a game which would not be unfairly billed as a relegation dogfight based on each teams league position and form, however Jose has stated: 'I accept that we are in the relegation zone, I don't accept we are in a relegation battle. To be in a relegation battle is when you feel that you are going to be there one, two, three or four months.'

It's been a good couple of season's since we've seen a new manager at Chelsea. Could Abramovich be lining one up for Chelsea this Christmas?

Sunday, 8 November 2015

Jo Mo's Lost his Mojo [picture]

What is it that makes the Special one so special? What are the ingredients that have made a recipe for success that has seen Jose Mourinho keep winning almost relentlessly year after year in his glittering trophy laden career? Whatever it is, it seems to have got up and left him this season, with little sign of return.

The aura of invincibility has evaporated from Mourinho and his side, to the extent that this weekend's game against the Potter's was no longer a routine victory and instead was the third Premier League defeat in a row for the Blues.

Chelsea captain John Terry has spoken in the past of Mourinho's ability to unite a team, stating 'He is a master motivator who makes us feel superior.' Keeper Asmir Begovic has also championed Mourinho's quality, stating: 'We are behind the manager you can see that from our performances. We think he is the right man and someone we work hard for. His spirit and his presence is always there. We wanted to get a result for him.'

Kurt Zouma stated after the Stoke defeat: '“We have to keep him, we have to. I don’t think the dressing room has abandoned him. On the level of performances, it is not like last year for sure. But mentally we are still all together, we are a group. The coach has always been behind us and we are behind him just like the supporters are. I think that is still the same situation. It is bizarre because last season we finished as champions and three months later we have started badly. Maybe we were relaxed mentally too much. In the last few matches we have played better and then we were unlucky but the confidence is still there.

However there has been talk of unrest within the Chelsea squad and its easy to see how a divisive character like Mourinho could cause contentions within his team, especially given the erratic and spiky mood the Special One has shown this season.

Jose still appears to have the backing of his team and the Chelsea fans, but Roman Abramovich is not known for his tolerance for failure. Can Jose refind his mojo before the axe comes a-swinging?

Saturday, 21 March 2015

Christiano Ronaldo: The Incredible Sulk [picture]

It's not easy being the worlds greatest footballer (except Messi). All the money, the
women, the trophies and personal honours still don't guarantee happiness. Not if you're Christiano Ronaldo anyway. The former Manchester United star is in the midst of one of his trademark strops and few are being spared his wrath.

After a blistering start to the season in which he scored 25 goal in 14 league games, Ronaldo's form has taken a downward turn which has seen his Real Madrid team concede the lead in the La Liga title race to Barcelona. His team have been knocked out of the Copa del Rey by Atletico Madrid and came close to being beated by Shalke in the Champions League.

Add to this the split between him and long-term girlfriend Irina Shayk and the Madrid fans jeering recent poor performances and you have got one angry Galactico on your hands. Team mate Sergio Ramos has shed some light on Ronaldo's foul mood, stating: 'He's used to scoring 60 goals a year and when he gets 40 he's not happy, he has a very competitive character.'

The Messi vs Ronaldo debate has started to swing back in the Argentinian's favour, with Brazil legend Pele stating: 'The two best at the moment are obviously Ronaldo and Messi. Is the best one? Messi has been the best player of the last 10 years. Ronaldo is that striker who scores goals, but Messi does that and helps with assists.' Comments which are sure to to make Ronaldo's blood boil.

Madrid play Barcelona at the Nou Camp tomorrow and a win would see them leapfrog their opponents back to the top of La Liga. A loss however would see a four point gap open up behind Barcelona, a result which would no doubt see Ronaldo hulking out once again.

Sunday, 8 March 2015

FA Cup Twitchy Butts: LVG vs Wenger

It's is getting toward squeaky bum time in the Premier League and FA Cup, or as Louis van Gaal would not so pleasantly describe as 'twitchy ass' time. The stakes are high for both sides in Monday nights FA Cup quarter final between United and Arsenal, with the competition representing each sides best chance of silverware this season.

The Manchester United boss has described the tie as being 'almost like a final' and has also stated that the outcome of the match could have an impact on the race for a top four finish in the Premier League, due to the psychological blow that it will have on the defeated side.

Speaking in his pre-match conference, van Gaal stated: 'It’s a game between two teams of 11 players. United and Arsenal are placed third and fourth in the league, so it’s almost like a final, I think.'

'We have the support of our fans but Arsenal shall bring a lot of fans too. Also, Arsenal and United are now in third and fourth place, so it is a big event with two good teams. I hope we can give a fantastic match for the fans.'

'I think if we beat them it is a big blow for them, but if they beat us it is a big blow for us. It is very important game, not only for the FA Cup but also for the rat race'.

Arsene Wenger has the chance to make it two FA Cups im two years if his side can triumph at Old Trafford tomorrow night and he has spoken ahead of the game of how important it is to his side's season to progress to the next round.

'It’s not just another game because it’s the quarter-final of the FA Cup,' stated Wenger. 'We fought until now to be in there, now we want to stay in it and go to the semi-final. It’s a fantastic opportunity.'

'For years, it was always the game of the season that decided the Premier League. At the moment it’s not the case but it’s still a big game.'

'You go there and I don’t expect any weakness from Man United. I know that if we want to qualify, we have to produce a strong performance. They have lost two games in 22 so if you want to beat them, you have to produce a performance.'

Thursday, 5 February 2015

Sweet FA Cup Dreams are Made of Stevie G's

Steven Gerrard's hope of winning one final trophy at Liverpool looked to be all but extinguished last night with his side trailing 1-0 against Bolton with only five minutes to go. However a late comeback which saw Liverpool win their FA Cup replay 2-1, means the FA Cup trophy is still a possibility in Stevie's final season at Anfield.

The FA Cup Final falls on Gerrard's birthday and with Manchester City and Chelsea already out, there is a decent chance of Liverpool making it there as long as there are no slip ups of course. Manager Brendan Rodgers has spoken of his optimism for the rest of the season stating that the Europa League, the FA Cup and even a Champions League place could be on the cards for his side.

Speaking ahead of his 100th Premiership game in charge at Anfield, Rodgers stated: 'At whatever point I leave here hopefully I'll be leaving something people can be proud of.'

'We now have to rubber-stamp that by winning some silverware. I've enjoyed every minute of my time here. These two and a half years have been a great experience and I think the football club have moved forward.'

'We are in a European competition and in the FA Cup we can get to final. We can challenge not just for fourth place but beyond that. Those are the objectives of the forthcoming months.'

Liverpool face Crystal Palace this weekend in the fifth round of the FA Cup which is a tie they should expect to come out on top of despite playing away from home. For fans interested in watching Liverpool play Crystal Palace, you can click here for FA Cup tickets. The odds on Liverpool lifting the FA Cup this season are 6/1 which makes them third favourites behind Arsenal and Manchester United.

Will Stevie be celebrating a famous final FA Cup triumph on his birthday this May or will he be drowning his sorrows? At the very least they should progress to the next round.

Saturday, 17 January 2015

Costa Goals Take Chelsea Step Closer to Silverware [picture]

The torrent of goals supplied by Chelsea striker Diego Coast showed no sign of slowing today as the Spaniard helped his side to a comforatable 5-0 win over Swansea today. Costa netted twice as he took his total to 17 goals in 19 league games so far this season.

The win takes Chelsea five points clear at the top of the Premiership, ahead of Manchester City who play Arsenal tomorrow. Manager Jose Mourinho described the result as 'perfect' and praised the way his team controlled the game.

'It was the perfect performance,' stated Mourhinho. 'Everything went our way. To score in the first minute makes it a different game for them.'

'At 4-0, it was not over but we controlled the game in the second half.  The team played very well, we were solid defensively. Oscar and Diego did not play any better than John Terry or Ivanovic or the others.'

'Swansea were aggressive and had ambition. The second goal signified the way we like to play. The team is playing with high quality, not for the first time this season but ever since the first game. We have a clear identity of how to play. We have been going in a certain direction.'

The quadruple is still a possiblility for the Blues and Mourinho stated the importance of his side bringing silverware back to the Bridge this season.

'You must win titles,' said Mourinho. 'You have no history without titles just playing well will mean nothing. I am the first one to want them to play well, but we need to win titles. If not, then in 20 years’ time, no one will remember this team. They are young and we will try to make history with them they have lots of years in them.'

Speaking to prior to today's game, Costa stated his ambition to win the Premiership in his first season at Chelsea. 'Fifteen goals is a good mark and I hope to improve it, but more important than my goals is the team is winning,' stated Costa.

'Of course it is nice to be the topscorer but when I came here my aim was to win the league. The most important thing is the club going well, like we did in the other leagues I played in, and it would be nice at the end of the season to see the team doing well as well as the individual.'